Krem Giler!

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New template again! Well, i luv this template.
Story of Today.. Ermm! Korang baca sendiri lah!!!





Ketam ketip kuku kakinya. Kawan karib Ketam,
Kodok, kata kepada Ketam,"Kenapa kau ketip kuku
kaki kau, Ketam... kenapa?"
Ketam kata, "Ku ketip kuku kakiku kerana kuku kakiku
kelurut... kakakku kata, kalau kuku ku kelurut, kita
kena ketiplah!"
Kodok kentut kekeliruan. Kodok kata
kekalutan,"Kadang-kadang kalau kukuku kelurut, ku
ketip kenapa keluar kudis?"
Ketam ketawa,
Kah..kah..kah..kah..kih..kih..kih..kih..Kuh..kuh.. kuh..k
uh!!Kodok..Kodok..kenapa kadar kebodohan kau
ketara keterlaluan?"
Kodok kata kepada Ketam, "Ketam. Kenapa kau
ketawakan ku?"Ketam kilas, "Kelakar." "Kelakar ke
kurang-ajar?" kata Kodok.
Kerana kemarahan Kodok keterlaluan, Kodok keperok
kepala ketam kuat kadar kilat."kelekuk !", kepala
Ketam kehancuran kerana kena
keperok Kodok. Ketam kata, "Kodok.. Kodok.. kenapa
kau keperok kepalaku? Kan kesakitan."Kesian Ketam,
kepala kena keperok.

p/s: keperok tu natang per yer? Kokak kee?? Utaaak!!! Utaaakk!!!

 

kena tag dengan cendawan :D

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wow. pg ini kami warga selenge da kene tag dengan cendawan! uish. mantap toi desktop die..ako mewakili warga selenge membalas tag cendawan -dekstop semasa" erk nak tao apa desktop semasa ako...hmm.. (tutup mata) jeng jeng jeng...


haha bebudak slinkyslob! muzick derang sama comel macam derang.. (nge)!oke! kita terus tag dan tag² lg oke! *winking.


calon-calonnya ialah :

kepada yang telah di-tag. tahniah! ehe. ape lagi..show me ur desktop la.

:D

 

Chat Room Selenge

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Link Borak Selenge dah update. Sebelum ni pakai geocities sahaje. tapi iklan kanan tu kacau plak wahahaahaaha! Ni adalah cara2 nak masuk javachat..

1) First thing is kalau korang xleh masok chat room tu, kemungkinan besar korang kene download dan install perisian Java. Tapi bagi pelayar advance skit seperti Firefox atau Flock, automatik akan terus download Java tu dan mengambil masa beberapa minit menginstall.

2) Lepas dah install.. baru laa korang boleh buka Laman Chat Room Selenge nieeh.. sampaai laaa korang akan dapat popup yg lebih kurang macam nie


Klik Run atau Connect atau OK.. Jgn sesekali klik Cancel ker.. Exit ker.. kang xdpt masuk plak heheeh!!

3) Bila loading Java dah abis.. maka termasuklah korang kat Chat Room kami dan berwajah seperti gini


4) Pada mulanya nick korang telah didefaultkan sebagai Selenge(nombor). Kalau korang nak tukar nick.. taip jek camnie.. ( /nick cikfatimah ). Untuk bantuan jerit saja di cenel, Insyallah Moderator2 akan menolong anda..

5) Selamat berborak!!

Credit To : K3k4tu

 

Let's Enjoy!!

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Assalamualaikum and good morning,afternoon,evening,night and thanks for coming to all members and visitors! i really appreciate it! Thank you all! You guyz so sweet. come here and i will hug you for crying out loud.. lool! Gedixnye!!

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Rock!

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Haaaacuumm!!! Opss sorry!

Hari ni saya telah terima lagu rock2 dari ahli2 Selenge ni.

Kie


Rictor


p/s:Anyway, thanks for contribute into us !! U guyz rock!!

 

its all bout gurlz.

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guyz.



pliz take note.



GIRLS LIKE GUYS TO...

1-touch her waist

2-talk to her

3-share secrets

4-give her your jacket

5-kiss her slowly


are you remembering this?

6-hug her

7-hold her

8-laugh with her

9-invite her somewhere

10-let her be with you when you're with your friends


keep reading..
11-smile with her

12-take pics with her

13-pull her onto your lap

14-when she says she loves you more,deny it. fight back!

15-when her friends say i love her more than you,deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved~

Are you thinking about someone?
16-always hug her and say i love you when you see her

17-kiss her unexpectedly

18-***HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THEWAIST!!!***

19-tell her shes beautiful not sexy!

20-tell her the way you feel about her! u need to show her you mean it too~
21-kiss her on the lips

22-DON'T ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff

23-TELL HER WHAT FEELS GOOD

24-make her feel loved

25-buy her stuff. small things can still helpmakes her feel special~

26-DON'T LIE TO HER.

27-DON'T CHEAT ON HER.

28-take her anywhere she wants

29-text message or call her in the morning and tellher have a good day at school, and how much you miss her

30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can always count on you
are you still reading this? u better be. its important!

31. Hold her close when she's cold and she can hold you too.

32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.

33. Kiss her on the tip of her nose; (it will give herthe hint that you want to kiss them).

34. While in the movie, put your arm around herand then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.

35. Dont ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her

remember this next time you are with her!

36. When people diss her, stand up for her.

37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.

38. Lay down under the stars and put her head onyour chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.

39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.

40. When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible

41. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.

42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.

43. Take her for long walks at night

44. Dedicate a song to her.

45. Always Remind her how much youlove her.

*u'll never know when she needs just a lil more love*

**so swit! ((:

 

Desperate student during exam

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This students really stress.. Sampai kena gantung hehe!!




 

what number you are?

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saja la sesuka oke. kalau betul its a lurvely coincident lah ye. ako copy paste je nih. saja nak share.

Were you born with a quirk or a plain simple soul? Have fun with this fun personality prediction guide. IF you were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month you are number 1.

If you were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month then you are number 2.

If you were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month then you are number 3.

If you were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month then you are Number 4.

If you were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then you are number 5.

If you were born on the 6th, 15th, 24th of any month then you are number 6.

If you were born on the 7th, 16th, 25th of any month then you are number 7.

If you were born on the 8th, 17th, 26th of any month then you are number 8.

If you were born on the 9th, 18th, 27th of any month then you are number 9.

translation :

Number 1 You are smart, a straight talker, funny, stubborn, hardworking, honest, jealous on a competitive basis, kind hearted, temperamental, friendly, and popular. You always want to be on the top and most likely to be independent. You are most likely to fall in love at a young age, but will marry once you mature! You are likely to have problems with people who have opposite views and you are most likely to take revenge over your enemies in a long time basis. You are a spender, but you will have a good profession in the future. If you are guy you will be very popular. You can go anywhere from the local shop to the heart of the parliament because you are positive and talented in numerous areas. But in your life you will always have some people who will work hard to bring you & your name down. Because of your intelligence, some might hate you. You are a pioneer, independent & original your best match is 4,6,8 while a good match would be with 3,5,7

Number 2 No matter what, every one will love you because you are ruled by the Moon. You day dream a lot, you have a very low-self esteem, you need to have a back up for every move in your life, you are very unpredictable. You tend to change according to time and circumstances, selfish, have a very strong sense of musical and artistic talent and powerful verbal communication. You can be sweet as an angel and can be ruthless when double-crossed. Some might say you have a sixth sense. You will become a poet, writer, an artist or a businessperson. You are not strong in love, so your relationship will be in disarray until you settle down. If you are a girl, you will be responsible for your family. If you are a man, you tend to get involve in fights & arguments in the family. You will sacrifice your life for your family. You are gentle, intuitive with a broad vision. You make a well-balanced person. Your best match is 2, 5, and 9 no other people can put up with you!!!

Number 3 You are hardhearted and selfish most of the time. You always tend to have lots of problems within your family in the early stages but you will be able to cope with everything. You seem to have your way in everything. And from birth you would always have to work hard to achieve anything you want. You always make a point to set examples on others, especially the younger ones. Generally you are not a cool person. It's not easy dealing with you. A tough player you are! But once you are comfortable with someone, it will be a lasting friendship. You always earn respect from others. Your Ilk seems to have lots of worries and problems but they won't be for long. You will have brilliant kids! You love money a bit too much so temptation will push you to try endlessly. You will look after your family and help friends, so you will spend a life time just being generous and kind (except for men born on the 21st). You love your freedom, creative and ambitious, a person who brings beauty, hope & joy to this world!!! Your best match 6 and 9. Good match 1, 3, and 5

Number 4 You are very stubborn, very hard working but unlucky in important matters in life, very cool and helpful. You might repel people away from you, you may cause nuisance to others if you area man, as you gifted are with understanding other people's problems. If you are a girl, you excel in your studies and arts. If you are a guy you spend most of your time with girl friends and you tend to have too much fun with your mates & girls.Your friends will spend your time & money and get on with their life and you will be left empty handed. So be careful! You love to spend. Your positive side is that you are always around to help family and friends. You always fall in love with those younger than you. You often live with disappointments but you will take good care of your family. You need to be careful of people who will take advantage of your kind heart. And beware of your relationships too. You are radical, patient, persistent, and a hit old-fashioned; you live with foundation & order. Your best match 1, 8. Good match 5, 6, and 7

Number 5 You are very popular and you can get things done only by talking. Even to your enemies! You are business-minded and like to do things spontaneously. You will be famous if you get involved in any business. Your friends and families will always ask for your help, and you are the one actually with the money to help your friends.You will have more than one relationship, but when you settle down you tend to be selfish. You tend to go for other relationships - even if you are married at times because of your popularity. You tend to get along easily with anyone because the numbers is a middle number. You love freedom and changes. You learn your life through your personal experiences. Your best match 1, 2, Good match 6, 8.

Number 6 Ooopppss.. you were born to enjoy! You don't care about others. I mean you always wanted to have a lifetime of enjoyment. You will excel in either education or business management! You are talented, kind (but with only people who you think are nice), and popular. All good things come easily to you. Your mind and body is just made perfect for love. You are loveable by any number. But if you are a number 6 men, you will be involved in more than a few relationships until you get married. If you are a girl, most of you will get married/engaged early. You are a caring person towards your family and friends. You are a person of compassion, comfort & fairness, domestic responsibility, good judgment, and after all you can heal this world's wounds to make peace for everyone because you have the great power and caring talent to take the world of love one step further.. Your best match 1, 6, and 9. Good match 4, 5 Number 7 You are realistic, confident, happy, and talented in education, music, art, singing, and most importantly in acting. You also have a bad temper! You value your family status a lot; you will be in the top rank when you reach a certain age. If you are a guy you are popular with girls.

Most of the number 7s face lots of problems with their married life. Only a few are happy. You have everything in your life but with worries throughout your lifetime. You need to get ready looking for a partner rather than waiting. If you don't, then you might end-up being single. You are born to contribute to everyone's joy. Your best match is 2. Good matches are 1,4

Number 8 You have a very strong personality and people will find it hard to understand you. You are more likely to suffer in your younger years. You might be also the one responsible to look out for your family. You often suffer all the way through life. You will learn life in a very practical way. You are the one who will fight for justice and may even die in the war too. You are normally very reserved with a handful of friends and most of the time, live life alone and always prepared to help others. However, once you settle down, (which is often late), then your had lucks will disappear. You will face unexpected problems such as encountering poisonous animals, and accidents. You are highly- disciplined, persistence, and courageous, and it is your strength that will take you to success. You are a great part of a family team. You are a fighter! Your Best match 1. 4, and 8. Good match 5

Number 9 You guys are the most incompatible people in the world. You are so strong, physically and mentally. You often have big-aims. You will work hard and will think it's still hard to get there, even if you already have gotten there! Normally you suffer in the early age from family problems and generally you will have to fight in life. You are respected by others. You were however very naughty in your childhood, and often got beaten up by your parents and had been involved in fights and you seemed to have suffered lots of injuries. But when you grow older you become calm and will fall into the quiet and dignified macho type. Love is not an easy matter for you. You are however good in engineering or banking jobs because people always trust you. Your family life is very good, but you will always worry over your children. Your finer qualities are that you are humanitarian, patient, very wise & compassionate. You are born to achieve targets and serve every one equally without any prejudice. You are a role model for everyone. Your best match 3, 5,6, and 9. Good match 2

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ding dong!